Determined to shed a public image chock-full of hardcore street drugs, public drunkenness and late-night brawling, Amy Winehouse was out and about in London on Monday night, looking slightly classier than usual, thanks to some $60,000 breast implants and a malfunctioning corset.

After dining at London’s Gaucho restaurant, the 26-year-old singer was photographed for a significant amount of time with her breasts popping out of her top, exposing her nipples. However, she must have had some really strong drinks over dinner, because in this pictures she seems completely oblivious to the shenanigans that are ensuing.

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While ex-flame Chris Brown is busy pretending to break a sweat while serving his community service sentence, Rihanna is wasting no time getting out on the town to show off that pierced nipple that was such a hit last year. The singer was shopping in New York this week when pictures were snapped by local paparazzi, once again revealing the piercing in all of its glory.

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…or, RIHANNA GIVES HER BOOBS INDEPENDENCE FOR THE 4TH OF JULY. (credit: NS4W.org)

It just doesn’t seem to end when it comes to Rihanna and nudity, and I don’t think I stand alone when I say that there is absolutely nothing at all wrong with that. First, Rihanna’s abusive ex-boyfriend Chris Brown managed to avoid jail time, and now it appears as if Rihanna’s boobs avoided a bra for a recent soiree in Las Vegas.

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I can’t imagine that Cassie was particularly happy when her nude photos (leaked last week, quite possibly by her) ended up getting overshadowed by a subsequent crop of nude photos, allegedly of fellow R&B/pop singer and Chris Brown punching bag Rihanna. And I’m sure Cassie thought that this would get her some much needed buzz, as any buzz not involving her dalliances with The Ad Hoc Award-Demanding Mouth-Breather could be viewed as good buzz.

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It was only a month ago that unofficial Pussycat Dolls leader Nicole Scherzinger suffered a wardrobe malfunction during a concert in Amsterdam, but she’s once again been exposed, this time by Rihanna’s FLASHBULBS OF DOOM while attending a performance of Chicago on Broadway.

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Yeah, so this one’s almost a week old, but I’ve been sick since last Tuesday…

A couple weeks ago during a Pussycat Dolls concert in Amsterdam, Nicole Scherzinger (the Beyoncé of the group) suffered a bit of a wardrobe malfunction (don’t click on this or the next link at work, or you may get canned)...read full article...

The issue featuring former Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day’s much-anticipated Playboy pictorial hit stands (and the Web) on Friday, and the results are most likely going to disappoint a large majority of fans out there. Then again, if you were actually a “fan,” you probably already knew this because you bought the damn thing. Sucker. Thanks to an unprecedented amount of Photoshopping, O’Day looks more like a Stepford drone than the sexy M.F. that she claims (and everyone makes her out) to be.

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A photo floating around online over the past week that’s allegedly of Katy Perry posing nude in front of a bathroom mirror, while rather aesthetically pleasing, is likely not really her. While the girl in the photo bears a striking resemblance to Perry, who you might know from her crappy “I Kissed a Girl” song, upon further examination (and there was much examination), there are some notable facial differences.

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(For those of you who were led here by the music-related smut tag, and you know who you are, please proceed to the last paragraph.)

OK, this charade has gone on long enough. Seriously. This has got to stop. It’s not funny anymore, and it’s not even ironically entertaining (see Hung, William). But I guess someone out there begs to differ, as the recession has apparently hit the record labels harder than ever, and they’re looking to make money wherever they can, as evidenced by upcoming release of an EP by American Idol season-six loser Sanjaya Malakar Jan. 20.

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After supposedly paying $1000 to get back a laptop computer stolen from New York’s John F. Kennedy International Airport, it appears as if Cheetah Girls singer Adrienne Bailon has been further hosed by the choad or choads who took it, after semi-nude photos (apparently found on said laptop by the perpetrator) of Bailon have been discovered circulating on the Internet.

Bailon, 25, had been traveling through the airport late last month when she realized that a bag containing her laptop had been taken from her luggage cart. The theft was immediately reported to the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, though the big break in the case came in the form of an anonymous call placed to Hollywood Records headquarters. The caller told a representative at the label that he had taken the laptop but would return it in exchange for $1000 in cash. A meeting was set up between a representative for Bailon and the man at the airport, where the laptop was returned as promised, though it was later discovered that several image files were missing or had been copied… image files that were actually of Bailon… posing for her webcam… without any pants on. Score!

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