Mike Eagle

Mike Eagle has written 138 posts for Machine Gun Funk

Letters From Freakloud: Mike’s Mailbag #1 (My Name Was Pound Cake)

Do you write music for a specific audience or do you write music exclusively for yourself? Which do you think will make you more successful? Honestly.” … There’s a thinly-veiled “your music is odd” comment buried in that question, but I’m gonna ignore that for now…

Letters from FreakLoud: Thirsty Fish Weekend World Tour Report (or, why I’ll never go back to Tahoe)

So the crew and I have just returned from our third official Weekend World Tour…
This, dear friends, was our itinerary:

One of the many, valuable lessons we learned on our excursion is that itineraries and Tahoe don’t go together. In fact, there are several things that Tahoe apparently doesn’t tolerate:
1. coloreds
2. safe driving
3. [...]

Letters from FreakLoud: The Disrespectful Alcoholic Who Stole New Year’s

In retrospect, I should have known better.
Hanging all of my hopes for a good evening on a DOOM performance is like getting excited for a rendezvous with a really easy girl. Sure, you hear she’s good… but she’s probably got AIDS.
I should have known better than to think that a guy in a mask wouldn’t [...]

Letters from FreakLoud: The FreakLoud Awards

I have a different set of values than most folks.
Many people consider award shows important. In my eyes, they’re a giant obscene act of masturbation committed by whatever industry that the particular show is honoring. I find this to be especially true of music industry shows. I noticed recently that the American Music Awards have [...]

Letters from FreakLoud: Me, Nas, and Me Again

LAST WEEK’S FREAKY PEN PALS
Akomplice writes:
Slightly Autistic-
Liked the Iron chef reference yet Illuminati Blues and Ziggy’s Interstellar are still some of my favorites (not sure if they’re even on the album) but as ive stated I will be waiting for the whole album as well.
Peace
I was hoping someone would catch that long ass Iron Chef [...]

Letters from FreakLoud: Common, Method Man, Monkeys, and My Filthiest Secret Revealed!

I just wanna type the word “monkey” a gang of times. I don’t even know why. I’m just in love with how that word sounds right now. The same way I’m currently enamored with Steely Dan, turkey burgers and plums.
I feel like I need to re-introduce myself to you. I know I should probably qualify [...]

Letters from FreakLoud: Why I Can’t Be Bothered With Finding Forever

Frank Zappa, Prince Paul, Robert Anton Wilson, John S. Hall and John Linnell beat each other up in my head most of the day. Just about every action that I take is the result of one of them bashing the other over the head with a shovel. Most of the time they don’t make direct [...]

MGF Reviews They Might Be Giants - The Else

They Might Be Giants - The Else
Idlewild/Zoe Records (7/10/07)
Rock / Alternative
Let me start this off by confessing that I’m partial.
Not mathematically, snarky; I am not a fraction. I mean that I’m not objective about the works of John Flansburgh and John Linnel, the Brooklyn duo that comprise the nerd-rock institution known as They Might [...]

Letters From Freakloud: Heroes for the Socially Challenged

I’m 26 years old.
Twenty-six revolutions around the sun from my birth ’til now. Not only have I managed to stay alive this long, I’ve had the fortune of landing and losing a few jobs, having a few graduations and losing my virginity a few times. I have a pretty decent job now, a beat-up but [...]

Letters From FreakLoud: Bullets, Band-Aids and Other Things That I’ve Learned by Reading

It’s a crazy rappity rap rap world.
Urban music information whizzes around like gnats on coke. Life-long homies are beefing, multi-platinum artists are smacking youngsters around at shows, and all the black Baby Boomers in the world have decided that gangsta rap is a bigger problem than bad parenting.
God bless the elegant chaos.
The old guard is [...]

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