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AMY WINEHOUSE’S COKED-OUT BREAST IMPLANTS MAKE A CAMEO APPEARANCE IN LONDON

Determined to shed a public image chock-full of hardcore street drugs, public drunkenness and late-night brawling, Amy Winehouse was out and about in London on Monday night, looking slightly classier than usual, thanks to some $60,000 breast implants and a malfunctioning corset.

After dining at London’s Gaucho restaurant, the 26-year-old singer was photographed for a significant amount of time with her breasts popping out of her top, exposing her nipples. However, she must have had some really strong drinks over dinner, because in this pictures she seems completely oblivious to the shenanigans that are ensuing.

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RIHANNA HAS NO PROBLEM WITH SHOWING OFF HER BOOBS FOR THE 4TH OF JULY

…or, RIHANNA GIVES HER BOOBS INDEPENDENCE FOR THE 4TH OF JULY. (credit: NS4W.org)

It just doesn’t seem to end when it comes to Rihanna and nudity, and I don’t think I stand alone when I say that there is absolutely nothing at all wrong with that. First, Rihanna’s abusive ex-boyfriend Chris Brown managed to avoid jail time, and now it appears as if Rihanna’s boobs avoided a bra for a recent soiree in Las Vegas.

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NUDE RIHANNA PHOTOS THREATEN TO STEAL THE THUNDER OF NUDE CASSIE PHOTOS

I can’t imagine that Cassie was particularly happy when her nude photos (leaked last week, quite possibly by her) ended up getting overshadowed by a subsequent crop of nude photos, allegedly of fellow R&B/pop singer and Chris Brown punching bag Rihanna. And I’m sure Cassie thought that this would get her some much needed buzz, as any buzz not involving her dalliances with The Ad Hoc Award-Demanding Mouth-Breather could be viewed as good buzz.

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NICOLE SCHERZINGER FALLS VICTIM TO THE FLASHBULBS OF DOOM

It was only a month ago that unofficial Pussycat Dolls leader Nicole Scherzinger suffered a wardrobe malfunction during a concert in Amsterdam, but she’s once again been exposed, this time by Rihanna’s FLASHBULBS OF DOOM while attending a performance of Chicago on Broadway.

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NICOLE SCHERZINGER, SOLANGE KNOWLES SUFFER UNRELATED WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS

Yeah, so this one’s almost a week old, but I’ve been sick since last Tuesday…

A couple weeks ago during a Pussycat Dolls concert in Amsterdam, Nicole Scherzinger (the BeyoncĂ© of the group) suffered a bit of a wardrobe malfunction (don’t click on this or the next link at work, or you may get canned)...read full article...

AUBREY O’DAY PHONES IT IN FOR NUDE PLAYBOY PICTORIAL

The issue featuring former Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day’s much-anticipated Playboy pictorial hit stands (and the Web) on Friday, and the results are most likely going to disappoint a large majority of fans out there. Then again, if you were actually a “fan,” you probably already knew this because you bought the damn thing. Sucker. Thanks to an unprecedented amount of Photoshopping, O’Day looks more like a Stepford drone than the sexy M.F. that she claims (and everyone makes her out) to be.

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NAKED KATY PERRY PHOTO IS MORE THAN LIKELY NOT OF HER

A photo floating around online over the past week that’s allegedly of Katy Perry posing nude in front of a bathroom mirror, while rather aesthetically pleasing, is likely not really her. While the girl in the photo bears a striking resemblance to Perry, who you might know from her crappy “I Kissed a Girl” song, upon further examination (and there was much examination), there are some notable facial differences.

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HEEL ELTON JOHN MAKES AN APPEARANCE IN LONDON, PLUS AN IRONIC TWIST

I’m not sure why catty gay men on shows like Project Runway and Trading Spaces irritate the piss out of me while I find Sir Elton John being a heel to be so awesome, but it’s probably got something to do with the sense of humor and delivery involved. At a concert at O2 Arena on Saturday night, Sir Elton once again proved that he’s a brilliant heel, taking aim at popular British music-talent-related television programs.

“I am surprised so many of you are here,” he told the audience at the London venue. “I thought people would stay in to watch Strictly and X Factor. I’d rather have my privates bitten by an Alsatian than watch those shows.”

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