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AMY WINEHOUSE’S COKED-OUT BREAST IMPLANTS MAKE A CAMEO APPEARANCE IN LONDON

By Brandon Brodesky October 28, 2009 Post a comment | Email the author

Determined to shed a public image chock-full of hardcore street drugs, public drunkenness and late-night brawling, Amy Winehouse was out and about in London on Monday night, looking slightly classier than usual, thanks to some $60,000 breast implants and a malfunctioning corset.

After dining at London’s Gaucho restaurant, the 26-year-old singer was photographed for a significant amount of time with her breasts popping out of her top, exposing her nipples. However, she must have had some really strong drinks over dinner, because in this pictures she seems completely oblivious to the shenanigans that are ensuing.

[Editor's Note: Viewing the following images may cause blindness. Also, viewing the following images while at work may result in corrective action and/or your ass getting canned. And I don't know about you, but I know I wouldn't want to be known around the office as the guy who got canned for looking at topless pictures of Amy Winehouse on his work computer.] [1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11]

This little peepshow occurred shortly after Winehouse committed a faux-pas trifecta at the Q Awards. She was supposed to present The Specials with a the “Q Inspiration Award,” but ended up not getting to the stage on-time. After a stand-in had presented the band with their award, Winehouse walked on stage, right in the middle of the band’s acceptance speech, in a moment that would have made Kanye West proud. Asked why she had been late, Winehouse told a reporter, “What’s it to you? I was doing my hair. Fuck off.”

Later on in the night, Winehouse went on to heckle Robert Plant (who was honored during the show with an “Outstanding Contribution to Music” award) while he was performing. No word on what she had said, but it may or may not have, “Coverdale and Page were better!” Ouch.

(WENN.com, dlisted.com, NowMagazine.co.uk)