The issue featuring former Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day’s much-anticipated Playboy pictorial hit stands (and the Web) on Friday, and the results are most likely going to disappoint a large majority of fans out there. Then again, if you were actually a “fan,” you probably already knew this because you bought the damn thing. Sucker. Thanks to an unprecedented amount of Photoshopping, O’Day looks more like a Stepford drone than the sexy M.F. that she claims (and everyone makes her out) to be.

And it’s surprising to find out that there is nary a full-frontal shot in the set. Perhaps it looks like the inside of an Arby’s roast beef sandwich, but for crying out loud, for a half-million dollars, we should have gotten the full Aubrey O’Day experience. Speaking of women who have (or had, before the surgery) Arby’s roast beef sandwich-looking privates, you’d have thought that best bud Jenna Jameson would have told her to just go for the gold and show the damn thing off. I’m not sure whether to blame O’Day for this (for refusing to go full-frontal) or the folks at Playboy (who might have actually decided to omit it from the spread because it actually looks like the aforementioned sandwich, as even seasoned graphic designers can’t work Photoshop miracles).

Maybe it’s just my age starting to affect what I find sexy, but this has got to be one of the most boring spreads I’ve ever seen. Honestly. There are a few good ones, but as a whole, it’s mediocre at best.

But don’t take my word for it. Here are the pics: [1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12]

(NS4W.com, Egotastic.com)

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